Saturday, if anyone would have caught my escapade on tape and narrated it, it would've sounded something like this:
"You can't say persistency isn't in this woman's blood. Her dilemma is she needs to plow up her arena, but she doesn't have the equipment. Watch as she goes and grabs an antique plow and tries to attach it to her lawn tractor……oops…..she's got to figure out how to attach it without it tipping over….there she goes…..looks like she has tied some rope onto the handles and is trying to attach to the tractor seat????......no, she's going to try and balance the plow by holding onto one of the ropes and driving at the same time……hey!.....she got once around the arena…..looks okay…..but wait, now where's she going?......yeegads she is dragging back a 50 lb. cinder block….what on earth does she plan to do with that? By golly, she's attaching it to the plow!.....Okay, looks like she's got it…..she's on the tractor…..OUCH!.....the vinyl seat must have gotten hot in the sun!.....did you see how fast she jumped up? Okay…not sure what she's doing….is she….? Yep, she's stripping off her shorts!.....good thing she has a swimming suit on….she's laying the shorts on the hot seat….Okay, we're back on track now….she's starting the tractor…..and……we're offf……nope…….looks like the plow tipped over again. She's off scratching her head…..Now where's she going????.....you're kidding…..here she comes back with another 50 lb. cinder block!.....she's tying this one to the handles of the plow……yep, still threading the rope to hang onto for balance…..everything secured….back on the tractor……DAMN IT!......the shorts slipped off the seat….bet that's going to leave a mark! Is she swearing??.....yep, she certainly is……okay…..shorts are back on the seat and we're off……oops….there goes the plow again tipping over….oh no…..looks like one of the handles went flying!! Now where's she going??? I swear….this woman never gives up!.....look at that….she's back with two sets of pliers! Now she is taking the blades off of the plow and attaching them to the back of the tractor….looks like she may have figured it out…..okay…..back on the tractor……WOW….this woman has absolutely no short term memory as she forgot to make sure the shorts were in place on the seat! Bet she won't be able to sit for awhile unless its on an ice block! Okay….now she's going……nope…she stopped….now what?......She's tying one of the cinder blocks to the itty bitty blade?....I gotta see this work…..she's back on the tractor (she remembered the shorts this time) and she's off…..what the ?????......the blades disappeared! She's off the tractor again….looks like the blades could not withstand the weight of the cinder block….who knew??? Okay, she's taking the mutilated blades off the back of the tractor…..NOW where's she going?? A RAKE???? What is she going to do with a garden rake? You're kidding!.....she is tying the handle of the rake to the back of the tractor. Okay, this could work…..no…wait…..what is she doing with the cinder block? She's tying it to the garden rake!.....Back on the tractor…..she forgot the shorts but seems too irritated to care!.....There she goes….hey, not bad…….oops…..she lost the rake, but hey….the cinder block drags really well!.......Now where is she going??......You mean to tell me after three hours of trying to plow the arena she is just going to give up and go lay in the sun?????? What a whimp! :-)"
"You can't say persistency isn't in this woman's blood. Her dilemma is she needs to plow up her arena, but she doesn't have the equipment. Watch as she goes and grabs an antique plow and tries to attach it to her lawn tractor……oops…..she's got to figure out how to attach it without it tipping over….there she goes…..looks like she has tied some rope onto the handles and is trying to attach to the tractor seat????......no, she's going to try and balance the plow by holding onto one of the ropes and driving at the same time……hey!.....she got once around the arena…..looks okay…..but wait, now where's she going?......yeegads she is dragging back a 50 lb. cinder block….what on earth does she plan to do with that? By golly, she's attaching it to the plow!.....Okay, looks like she's got it…..she's on the tractor…..OUCH!.....the vinyl seat must have gotten hot in the sun!.....did you see how fast she jumped up? Okay…not sure what she's doing….is she….? Yep, she's stripping off her shorts!.....good thing she has a swimming suit on….she's laying the shorts on the hot seat….Okay, we're back on track now….she's starting the tractor…..and……we're offf……nope…….looks like the plow tipped over again. She's off scratching her head…..Now where's she going????.....you're kidding…..here she comes back with another 50 lb. cinder block!.....she's tying this one to the handles of the plow……yep, still threading the rope to hang onto for balance…..everything secured….back on the tractor……DAMN IT!......the shorts slipped off the seat….bet that's going to leave a mark! Is she swearing??.....yep, she certainly is……okay…..shorts are back on the seat and we're off……oops….there goes the plow again tipping over….oh no…..looks like one of the handles went flying!! Now where's she going??? I swear….this woman never gives up!.....look at that….she's back with two sets of pliers! Now she is taking the blades off of the plow and attaching them to the back of the tractor….looks like she may have figured it out…..okay…..back on the tractor……WOW….this woman has absolutely no short term memory as she forgot to make sure the shorts were in place on the seat! Bet she won't be able to sit for awhile unless its on an ice block! Okay….now she's going……nope…she stopped….now what?......She's tying one of the cinder blocks to the itty bitty blade?....I gotta see this work…..she's back on the tractor (she remembered the shorts this time) and she's off…..what the ?????......the blades disappeared! She's off the tractor again….looks like the blades could not withstand the weight of the cinder block….who knew??? Okay, she's taking the mutilated blades off the back of the tractor…..NOW where's she going?? A RAKE???? What is she going to do with a garden rake? You're kidding!.....she is tying the handle of the rake to the back of the tractor. Okay, this could work…..no…wait…..what is she doing with the cinder block? She's tying it to the garden rake!.....Back on the tractor…..she forgot the shorts but seems too irritated to care!.....There she goes….hey, not bad…….oops…..she lost the rake, but hey….the cinder block drags really well!.......Now where is she going??......You mean to tell me after three hours of trying to plow the arena she is just going to give up and go lay in the sun?????? What a whimp! :-)"
Sorry to those interested about not blogging for awhile....I lost my camera and need to get another. I hope to be back blogging and catching up soon as I have many stories to tell since my last blog!
