The Crazy World of SPAM....

I think that the state of the nation is really being reflected these days by the SPAM emails I continue to receive...seems like the the world has gone crazy right along with me!
Here are just a few of the SPAM emails I have received:

• New Weight Loss System: "Tapeworm Eggs"....forget the things will hatch and kill you, you'll die nice and thin and look great in a coffin!
• "Apply for your Black Card today!" Actual credit card application....not sure I'm getting the gist of this one? Is this a spin-off of "Black Monday"?
• Acai Berry & Colon Cleanse weight loss - I can see paying $60 to promote greasy anal leakage, who wouldn't? LOL! By the way, this product is NOT endorsed by Oprah!
• Stimulus Checks - Register now for only $175 to receive your check early! Okay....has this even been approved and designated yet?
• Publishers Clearing House - Register now and someone with YOUR initials will be the next winner in your area! Not a problem, follow the link and 45 minutes later after page upon page of advertisements that promote even more SPAM, you'll forget what you went there to register for in the first place!
• Don't forget the DTV conversion! The government offers coupons for the converters for those who don't have digital TVs or cable....what they don't tell you is that you will have to buy a "Smart Antenna" to accompany the converter in order for it to work....hey, and that's only an average of $150 more to add to your expenses.

Please feel free to add to list of SPAM Mania! Gotta love 'em!